Clowns are not funny. Contrary to popular belief clowns are not here to entertain children. Clowns are innocent people who have been possessed by demonic spirits seeking to infiltrate and destroy our society. It is very important when hunting clowns to remember that if the De-clowning is done correctly the innocent person who has been clowned can go on to live a normal and productive life. The number one rule of clown hunting is DO NOT HARM THE PERSON who has been clowned.
The proper way to save someone who has been clowned is to De-Nose, De-Wig, and De-Grease them. As each item is removed the clown spirit loses power. Although the process of De-Clowning someone seems to be rather easy. Clowns can be vicious, they will strike back with clown hammers and other tools of the trade. The clown hammer looks harmless but can cause severe blunt force trauma. The army of clown hunters has lost many a brave soul over the years in our fight against the oppression of human civilization by clowns. Some have been turned to clowns and help the clown nation by teaching them our methods and other vital information.
Before anyone can hunt clowns they must be educated in the ways of the clown. Clowns can be mysterious and cunning. Clowns can be very hard to track. They often change faces and colors in order to blend in with their environment. The chameleon like abilities of the clown make very formidable adversaries.